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After the funeral, I woke up in the middle of the night to a strange boy peering at me from the closet.

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"Hey, you don't even know me - what if I end up being an axe murderer or something?" I say jokingly to my Tinder date who is trying to convince me to stay the night.

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The doctor told the condemned to "blink constantly" as he was being beheaded.

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After condemning him to death for the murder of four jurors, the judge encouraged that he address the present jury to express remorse for his actions.

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We were notified from the Army that our Joe had been captured and was being held as a prisoner of war, but were overjoyed when we received a letter from him, reassuring us that he was being treated well and to keep the stamp on the envelope for Little Teddy's collection.

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The best thing about zombies is that they never say no.

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I lie there unable to move as I feel the knife cut deeply through my skin.

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“Puppy! Come here!” My daughter called to our dog that had been missing for a day.

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Today’s events have played out exactly like a reoccurring dream I have.

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I can experience pain but can never be killed, but this is a curse.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After the funeral, I woke up in the middle of the night to a strange boy peering at me from the closet.	40
"Hey, you don't even know me - what if I end up being an axe murderer or something?" I say jokingly to my Tinder date who is trying to convince me to stay the night.	40
The doctor told the condemned to "blink constantly" as he was being beheaded.	40
After condemning him to death for the murder of four jurors, the judge encouraged that he address the present jury to express remorse for his actions.	40
We were notified from the Army that our Joe had been captured and was being held as a prisoner of war, but were overjoyed when we received a letter from him, reassuring us that he was being treated well and to keep the stamp on the envelope for Little Teddy's collection.	40
The best thing about zombies is that they never say no.	40
I lie there unable to move as I feel the knife cut deeply through my skin.	40
“Puppy! Come here!” My daughter called to our dog that had been missing for a day.	40
Today’s events have played out exactly like a reoccurring dream I have.	40
I can experience pain but can never be killed, but this is a curse.	39